Farewell to Comrade Truss

October 20th: Freedom can now exclusively reveal that Liz Truss is in fact an undercover anarchist who has been working for years to not only successfully assassinate the immortal monarch but also bring down the tory government from within with a killer blend of subterfuge, clowning and pitch-perfect comedy timing.

ANTIFA to sue George Soros for unpaid wages

April 1st: This week court cases began in several countries against George Soros for what is believed to be a legal first for anarchists.

I Watched Dominic Cummings Give Yet Another Talk About How Clever He Is

June 7th: Before Dominic Cummings displayed great villainy in a rose garden – like Donald Sutherland in the Hunger Games before him – myself and many others had already begun to suss out that this man, this bald man seen standing ominously behind Boris’ shoulder like a vulture looming over a dying buffalo, might not be as

Calling All Creatives (who are less talented than me)

April 8th: An exciting opportunity has come about to see your writing, which you labour over tirelessly and painfully, be turned into a bite-sized lovely tidbit about people communicating in a socially distanced world.

I got de-escalated by XR and then the police evicted them

October 22nd: Dear all at XR!

Freedom exclusive: 1,312 undercover anarchists discovered within Metropolitan Police

April 1st: Last week the Undercover Policing Inquiry revealed that, since at least the 1970s, anarchists have been infiltrating London Metropolitan Police.

The free speech article Spiked Online didn’t carry today

September 20th: Theresa May announced yesterday that web firms could get just two hours to take down “terrorist content” or face fines — our esteemed editor of poorly-conceived ranting Brandon the Gnoll has the latest hot take.