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Shabana Mahmood defects to Reform UK
April 1st: Resigning Home Secretary to condemn PM and Labour “wokerati” for blocking harsher policing and immigration policy [satire ] ~ Scott Har…
Musk seeks ‘anarchists’ to join Mars mission
April 1st: Billionaire wants ‘disruptive’ training for new colony’s governance AI ~ Scott Harris ~ Elon Musk has unveiled new details about …
Introducing our new AI columnist: AnarchyGPT
April 1st: After many iterations, tireless tweaking of prompts, and splicing with our own home-grown algorithm, we are glad to present our new AI columnist.
Farewell to Comrade Truss
October 20th: Freedom can now exclusively reveal that Liz Truss is in fact an undercover anarchist who has been working for years to not only successfully assass…
ANTIFA to sue George Soros for unpaid wages
April 1st: This week court cases began in several countries against George Soros for what is believed to be a legal first for anarchists.
I Watched Dominic Cummings Give Yet Another Talk About How Clever He Is
June 7th: Before Dominic Cummings displayed great villainy in a rose garden – like Donald Sutherland in the Hunger Games before him – mysel…
Calling All Creatives (who are less talented than me)
April 8th: An exciting opportunity has come about to see your writing, which you labour over tirelessly and painfully, be turned into a bite-sized lovely tidb…
Freedom exclusive: 1,312 undercover anarchists discovered within Metropolitan Police
April 1st: Last week the Undercover Policing Inquiry revealed that, since at least the 1970s, anarchists have been infiltrating London Metropolitan Police.
The free speech article Spiked Online didn’t carry today
September 20th: Theresa May announced yesterday that web firms could get just two hours to take down “terrorist content” or face fines — our esteemed…
British Hospitality
October 20th: Joseph walked up to the front door of Number Seven with some foreboding.
Bone Gets Peace Prize
October 24th: Veteran peacenik and leading pointyhead thinker Ian Bone has received the Anarchist Peace Prize.
