Andy and Simon talk through the latest act of IDF piracy, while back home Nigel Farage follows Starmer’s speech criticising him by suggesting this is the green light radical lefties needed to attack Reform candidates.

And ID cards are back, in full digital! The excuse this time is that they’ll combat illegal working by requiring registration, along with the same idea as when Blair was in charge of simplifying all the many databases into one. Then in other news the government wants to build 12 “new towns,” but even industry figures are a bit unsure about it, with industry figures asking who’s actually going to be doing the building, as there’s a serious shortage of construction workers. Finally Kemi Badenoch wants to ditch the entire slate of human rights legislation so she can be meaner to migrants.